Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Exposed Privates

Getting out of a car. Sounds quite simple enough right. For guys, no problems here. However, for girls, it can be quite a challenge, especially when you are wearing a skirt. If extra caution is not practiced, your privates may not be so private anymore. Some celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton found this out the hard way.

Fret no more. A new invention is in town that will solve all your "overexposure" problems once and for all. Introducing the "Exi-quette Car Curtain". Check out the demo below.

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Does Badawi Lie?

When you say one thing and do the a totally opposite thing the next day, does that constitute as as telling a lie? You be the judge.

This is a real funny cartoon of our beloved PM on his contradicting statements, taken from malaysiakini.

Friday, 12 September 2008

Oh my GOD!

This has got to be the most painful thing a guy can experience in his life; apart from being kicked in the nuts.

Any volunteers out there willing to try it out? I'll give you 10 cents if you're dumb enough to get your dick slammed by the toilet seat.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

This ain't porn, it's art

When you spend the weekend in Bangkok, a great place to visit is the weekend market called "chatuchak". For you duh people out who don't know what a weekend is, it's the days that are called Saturdays and Sundays.

You can find all sorts of nick nacks everywhere. This place is huge, like bigger than a football field. You can most likely get lost if you don't have a map of the place.

If you've just broke up with your boyfriend and need a new partner, you can get yourself a cute puppy here.

Or if cleaning up dog shit is not your cup of tea, why not get yourself a toy rodent.

Or even a rubber lizard to keep you company during those cold lonely nights.

All the walking and shopping can and will make you hungry at some point. There are lots of food stalls all around. You can visit some of the stalls and have a go at some of the local delicacies there.

Or if you are like me, just grab a a cold drink and some of roast pork and continue to walk around. This is non halal for some folks out there, but it tastes just so sinfully good.

This is also a great place to do some shopping for some decorations for your home, office or even for your toilet.

Great idea for a tissue dispenser. All public toilets should invest in one of these artistic tissue dispensers. Check out the pimples on some of the butts.

If you're in the office and you don't know where to rest your faithful pen, why not shove it into this guy's ass. It's made of some rubber plastic thingy. You can be rest assured that you won't be accused of sodomy.

If you have a bare home and you want to decorate it with some artistic pieces, why not invest in some nude bronze statues. This ain't porn. It's art.

For those single ladies out there, this piece will surely brighten up your home, not to mention your day.

And for you guys out there, this bronze piece of art is meant for you.

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Sick Panda

In Bangkok, I bumped into a rather sick looking Panda Bear display model trying to imitate the famous kung fu panda "Po" doing his one leg kick stance.

I must say, he failed miserably. He looked like he was feeling sick from eating too much bamboo shoots.

You should learn from the master my friend. Just look at how high he can kick his fat leg up in the air.

Well, all was not lost as I found another friendlier panda bear walking around and not pretending to be a kung fu master.

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Bangkok Chicks

While hanging out in Siam Paragon in Bangkok, I managed to visit one of the exhibitions that was going on over there. It was some electronics expo called Electronica.

There were a few models walking around the mall promoting the expo. Managed to capture some shots of these hot bangkok chicks.

What a sweet smile.

Come visit me at the expo.

There were a few other chicks inside, but too bad there was a big sign showing that taking pictures inside is not allowed.

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

Bangkok Shopping Complexes

If you're the type that complains that it is too hot and you can only go to those places with air conditioning, then you're in luck. There are a number of shopping complexes around Bangkok City for you to shop till you drop.

There is a huge mall, or rather it's more like 3 shopping complexes joined next to each other. Anyway, they all share a similar prefix to their names, that is "Siam". They are called "Siam Paragon", "Siam Square" and "Siam Center".

Basically, these 3 shopping complexes cater to different crowds. For you high class people out there, I'm sure you will feel right at home at "Siam Paragon".

If that does not suit your budget, then I suggest walking across the street to "mahboonkrong" or better known as "MBK". It's something like Sungai Wang kind of standard, maybe a little bit higher and a whole lot bigger.

For normal people like me, I would prefer to spend my days here looking around for some interesting stuff.